Sunday, January 18, 2004
Does He Make You Horny?
Amazingly, the Mariners signed actor-comedian Mike Myers to a minor league contract and plan to invite him to Spring Training. I'm assuming this is a publicity stunt similar to the Padres inviting Garth Brooks or this year, Rey Ordonez.
Pretty exciting that Dieter is competing to become the second lefty in the bullpen. I can just hear Tim McCarver calling the 2004 World Series...
Waving Hands
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Coming in from the bullpen with his Goldmember, its lefty Mike Myers who needs to Austin Power his way past Barry Bonds to close out game 7 of the World Series.
The first pitch... Schhaaawing! and a miss! Oooh he Austin Powered that right past Dr. Bonds. Second pitch... another swing another miss! Barry can't touch his monkey! Now Mike sets up, pinkie in mouth, Dr. Evil style. Winds up his Goldmember and there's the pitch. Yeaaaahhh Baby! Strike three looking! Barry goes Shrek cracking the bat over his knees and Edgar is getting more than a little faklempt as the M's swarm off the bench in celebration of their first World Series Championship!!!
And monkeys might fly out of my butt! Hah! Hooked ya! Fished In!
Here's a subject... SandFrog is neither a beach, nor an amphibian... Discuss.
Yes. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. Your 2004 M's!!!
Okay, seriously...
Mike Myers the pitcher signed a minor league contract and looks like a likely candidate for the 2nd lefty out of the bullpen. I like that this is not a major league contract as it gives us time to try to evaluate and/or trade some of our newly acquired "talent." Myers is a respectable LOOGY (Lefty one-out guy courtesy of John Sickels) who has played for Melvin in the past, and has held lefties to a respectable .236 average over last three years.
And I'm hoping he makes the roster so that I may be the only Blog or writer who cleverly thinks to play off the fact that he shares his name with a very funny guy.
Pretty exciting that Dieter is competing to become the second lefty in the bullpen. I can just hear Tim McCarver calling the 2004 World Series...
Waving Hands
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Dee Dee Lee Dee
Coming in from the bullpen with his Goldmember, its lefty Mike Myers who needs to Austin Power his way past Barry Bonds to close out game 7 of the World Series.
The first pitch... Schhaaawing! and a miss! Oooh he Austin Powered that right past Dr. Bonds. Second pitch... another swing another miss! Barry can't touch his monkey! Now Mike sets up, pinkie in mouth, Dr. Evil style. Winds up his Goldmember and there's the pitch. Yeaaaahhh Baby! Strike three looking! Barry goes Shrek cracking the bat over his knees and Edgar is getting more than a little faklempt as the M's swarm off the bench in celebration of their first World Series Championship!!!
And monkeys might fly out of my butt! Hah! Hooked ya! Fished In!
Here's a subject... SandFrog is neither a beach, nor an amphibian... Discuss.
Yes. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. Your 2004 M's!!!
Okay, seriously...
Mike Myers the pitcher signed a minor league contract and looks like a likely candidate for the 2nd lefty out of the bullpen. I like that this is not a major league contract as it gives us time to try to evaluate and/or trade some of our newly acquired "talent." Myers is a respectable LOOGY (Lefty one-out guy courtesy of John Sickels) who has played for Melvin in the past, and has held lefties to a respectable .236 average over last three years.
And I'm hoping he makes the roster so that I may be the only Blog or writer who cleverly thinks to play off the fact that he shares his name with a very funny guy.
